David Letterman took on Twitter recently on a top 10 list segment. I couldn’t help but laugh at how close these cut to the bone for all of us techno-social media nerds. For those that missed it, the video is below as well as the list after the break.

The “Top Ten Signs You Spend Too Much Time on Twitter” pokes fun at Ashton Kutcher, Lady Gaga, the inaneness of it all in general, and even infidelity.

After all, who can take any of this stuff too seriously?

10. You miss your son’s soccer game waiting for Lady Gaga to post what she had for lunch.

9. You answer the phone: “Twello?”

8: You’ve spent millions developing iPhone waterproofing technology so you can Tweet in the shower.

7. You haven’t touched your CB radio in months.

6. You ask yourself, “What would Jesus Tweet?”

5. You sleep tweet.

4. No number 4 — writer on Twitter.

3. You stopped paying attention to this list after the first 140 characters.

2. Even Ashton Kutcher thinks you tweet too much.

1. You walked in on the landscaper retweeting your wife.

Clinton Stark
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