Identifying the Canadian threat: It’s coming right down the middle

Our IT guys have been hard at work trying to restore order to StarkSilverCreek. My apologies, again, and thanks for your patience during this most unfortunate period of relentless, antagonistic Don Cherry style Canadian content. I remind you, this is not the CBC.

At first we thought the attack was left wing. Then, later, perhaps, a right wing conspiracy with operatives in Brockville and Destin, Florida organizing a political rally of unknown motivation.

However, the best information now tells us the attack on SSC is coming straight down the middle. It could be left. It could be right. But it most likely represents a little bit of everyone. In other words, we’re being attacked by a mosaic.

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