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From Porsche to Prius: The Hybrid Experience begins… now

I will tell you this: I absolutely refuse to be one of those Crazy Prius Greeners holding up traffic in the fast lane, cruising 10mph below the speed limit. Well, actually, make that “pulse and gliding” resulting in erratic speeds anywhere from 5-15mph below the speed limit.

Clinton Stark
12.17.2011 | View Comments

These are the oddest of times. Samsung’s new Galaxy Nexus Android phone underwhelms, while Toyota’s Prius pleasantly surprises.

2011 Toyota Prius - Sunnyvale

Dumping the Audi for a hybrid was such a momentous occasion I decided to pull out my finest outfit.

It wasn’t supposed to happen like this. Eight years ago I was a happy-go-lucky Silicon Valley marketing guy, driving a Porsche 911 and hanging out after hours for drinks, talking IPOs at The Fault Line in Sunnyvale. Now, I’m married, frequently write about wine, and consider photographing birds mildly interesting. An exclamation mark now completes the transformation: that there in the driveway would be a shiny new silver ’11 Toyota Prius III. Ah yes, life in the slow lane.

A while back I wrote about contemplating thinking about thinking of getting a hybrid. I’ve come undone (Robbie W!) and the result is that the twin-turbocharged Audi A6 is traded-in. In its place, an engine that makes 134hp (98 from the engine, 36 from the electric motors). Most astonishing, it’s a pleasant driving experience. Not to be confused with a sports car of course–despite my itch for aftermarket two-tone leather that did not improve performance from what I can tell–the Prius is far and away more enjoyable to drive than much of the automotive press would have you believe. I suspect in many of their words exists a natural inborn hatred towards the very concept. Save the environment. Save the planet. Save money. Pfft… yeah, have a nice day.

I will tell you this: I absolutely refuse to be one of those Crazy Prius Greeners holding up traffic in the fast lane, cruising 10mph below the speed limit. Well, actually, make that “pulse and gliding” resulting in erratic speeds anywhere from 5-15mph below the speed limit.

The myriad of gauges and readouts do have a way of lulling you into thinking that driving responsibly can actually be fun. It’s taken me almost a week to get a grasp on what all the graphs, lights, and various icons mean.

One thing I do know so far is that the Prius does exactly what it’s supposed to do.

When it comes to gas mileage promises, there is no bait and switch.

Yesterday, I traveled up and down Highway 101 to various meetings and then to run some errands. I had the car in “ECO” mode which is the extreme opposite of motivated. Toyota may have you believe it invokes a sophisticated supercomputer that magically bestows improved mileage thanks to brilliant programming and engineering. That’s partially true. Pragmatically, it turns the gas pedal into a quasi-brake pedal. The car is reluctant to do anything in ECO mode, let alone make any kind of progress. It’s only when you really push down the pedal, perhaps about 65-75% of the way, does disinterested Prius make any sort of effort… well, okay, if you insist… vroooooom (in CVT-inspired droning voice).

Toyota Prius Multi-Information Display

As you can see in the above photo, I was able to get 55.4mpg over 55.4 miles. How about that for symmetry?!

Those lower bars on the right represent a climb up a 1 mile hill near home. On the way down, I shift the car into “B” which uses the engine for regenerative braking. Amazingly, it can boost the battery one, sometimes even two, bars (out of eight).

Hang on a second. Who am I kidding? Turns out I am a Crazy Prius Greener after all. How times change; it kind of sneaks up on you. The tech-laden nature of this car does compel.

I’ll share more stories, and opinions on the Hybrid Experience over the coming weeks and months. Is it possible to go Prius, after you’ve gone Porsche? Hang on, there’s a Road Runner in the yard, hanging next to the fig trees again … I need to grab the EOS 60D! Until next time…

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Clinton Stark
Clint writes about Silicon Valley (Churchill Club Academy member), film, California wine, theater (ATCA member) and tech including his trusty Canon EOS 70D and, much to his wife's chagrin, his new Pebble smartwatch. A would-be NHLer if it weren't for the clarinet, he tries in vain to direct Loni on Stark Insider TV. He's held executive marketing roles at Cisco, EMC and Salesforce.com, and is active with start-ups across the valley. Clint's story...